Please accept my sincerest apologies and condolences for having been absent for the past several weeks. There were some urgent matters that required my immediate attention.
My associate, Mr. Dogood, has been more than capably attending to the local political scene, and I must observe how much Little Rock city government is like our family olive oil business. We just hate talk about the family business around outsiders.
Gene Fortson, the wealthy older gentleman who is taking the place of mayoral candidate Barbara Graves, fits in so nicely among the well taken care of crowd of rich folks who make up the city board. You just can’t trust racial minorities and working people to see things right.
I have a lot of catching up to do here, and I must review the new Stodola TV commercials with my consigliere.
